

Escaping JerseyIt wasn't really fair. Or, at least, Daniel Barton didnt think so.Escaping Jersey
He decided that this life his life was a cross between those-before-yous mistakes and the hand you were dealt. It was almost like a game of tag-team solitaire: if your partner made a slip, when your turn came around, you had to suck it up and deal with it.
But then he reminded himself that his life couldnt very well be compared to a petty, insignificant little game of solitaire.
He was laying down on his bed in his room, trying to tune out the noise downstairs. The shrieks, the crashes,
90 Degree Bend, Plz.

Eragon : Prologue.Eragons breath came out in shallow, shuddering gasps as the wind and rain battered his pallid skin mercilessly. As he trekked along the pathways that intertwined with the farmers fields, the wet grass slipped under his goatskin boots, and the pickets, wet lumber and shovel in his arms threatening to slip out of his calloused hands at any given second.Eragon : Prologue.
Broken from his concentration, Eragon yelped as his feet fell from under him, and he fell onto his side on the hard, wet ground. Moaning in pain, Eragon sighed, This just isnt my day.
He was slow to get to his feet. The wind grew stronger,
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~Poptart
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Шопен жжёт!
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The Bird of Hermes is my name
Eating my wings to make me tame
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By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
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...and so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
What a stupid lamb.
What a sick, masochistic lion.
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"...we have taken into consideration those crazy-ass birds outside hotels who love to peck the hell out of your heads." XD
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"Inpired by Gerard Way, self-proclaimed master of the wicket." xDxD
Have we done the FPA yet?? I can't remember...
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"It's just a thunder storm, baby, there's nothing you should fear the sky's broken."
Rock Like War ~*~Rustic Overtones~*~
"To create a mythology you have to be an open book." Gerard Way
After a rather explicit complaint on behalf of rockstar Gerard Way, we have taken into consideration those crazy-ass birds outside hotels who love to peck the hell out of your heads. Introducing - the Gerard Birdie Helmet 4000! With the use of a patented titanium shell and steel enforcers, the Gerard Birdie Helmet 4000 will fend off those birds who insist on using their beaks for evil purposes. However, due to the weight of the helmet, it will prevent you from going anywhere. On the bright side, it'll keep you away from the birds! The Gerard Birdie Helmet 4000 also makes a great accessory! Comes in purple, black, red, blue and pink. Inspired by Gerard Way, self-proclaimed master of the wicket.
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When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Det. Munch and Capt. Cragen, Law and Order: SVU
The Frank Containment Insta-Bubble 9000
Do you find that you're Frank is constantly doing damage to himself and others? Try our all new Frank Containment Insta-Bubble 9000. Conviently blows up to surround your Frank while still giving him room to comfortably play the guitar. This will prevent any misshaps, such as spraining/bracking or injuring any part of himself. It will also keep him from doing things such as kicking his good friend and bandmate below the belt. Ouch! So, if your Frank needs containment and protection from himself our Frank Containment Insta-Bubble is the solution for you! Inspired by the spazy rythmic guitarist Frank Iero.
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"It's just a thunder storm, baby, there's nothing you should fear the sky's broken."
Rock Like War ~*~Rustic Overtones~*~
"To create a mythology you have to be an open book." Gerard Way
The Toro Tracker 5000
Are you tired of loosing your Toro in large crowds? Are you sick of forgetting him during photo shoots and having to stuff him in a tree because you just couldn't make space? Are you done with forgetting him at gas stations in the middle of New Mexico and risking him possibly being attacked by a rabid fan with a flat iron? Then we've got the product for you! Using an innovative GPS tracking system, the Toro Tracker 5000 will keep tabs on your Tor. Just turn on your T.T. 5000 handset and it will reveal to you the location of your Toro, based on the location of the T.T. 5000. (Conveniently made in 'fro-compatible size!) Just stick it in your Toro's 'fro and you'll never need to call Missing Persons or turn your band van around ever again! Inspired by the 'fro-tastic lead guitarist Ray Toro!
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When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Det. Munch and Capt. Cragen, Law and Order: SVU
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Forgive my broken English .
The Mikey Toaster-Sensor-O-Matic 6000
What do you think of when you hear the words toaster and fork? Mikey! We've created a devise that will keep your Mikey away from toasters when they have forks in hand. It will take the worry away from older brothers and fellow bandmates. Whenever your Mikey gets near a toaster a soft but alarming buzzer will go off so that your Mikey will be warned and you can check on him. If the behavior persists a suddle electric current will run through your Mikey's body, strongly discruaging him from getting near the toaster. Inspired by the persistant actions of of a certain bassist named Mikey Way.
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"It's just a thunder storm, baby, there's nothing you should fear the sky's broken."
Rock Like War ~*~Rustic Overtones~*~
"To create a mythology you have to be an open book." Gerard Way
The Bob Extinguisher 3000
Are you tired of having to run for an extinguisher because your Bob is on fire? Well, look no further! The Bob Extinguisher 3000 instantly puts out your Bob so he has no danger of being set on fire when on flaming pedistals! Perfect for music videos and whenever he's inspecting Mikey's burning toast, since Mikey cannot go near the toaster without being zapped by The Mikey Toaster-Sensor-O-Matic 6000!
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When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Det. Munch and Capt. Cragen, Law and Order: SVU
That sounds good, mine sucked O.O
So...
The marveous unveiling of our incredible inventions:
-The Frank Containment Insta-Bubble 9000
-The Mikey Way Toaster-Sensor-O-Matic 6000
-The Bob Extinguisher 3000
-The Gerard Birdie Helmate 4000
-The FPA - 'For Protection Agency: "Protect your 'Fro!"'
And....what started it all...
-The Toro Tracker 5000
Now we need to market them!! XD
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"It's just a thunder storm, baby, there's nothing you should fear the sky's broken."
Rock Like War ~*~Rustic Overtones~*~
"To create a mythology you have to be an open book." Gerard Way
Yeah, geez, birds! Get with the freaking program! You don't just peck Gerard Way! XD
Maybe we can combine them - a helmet that repels birds. The Gerard Birdie Helmet 4000. But that sounds...fruity. XD
So far, our lovely inventions:
- The Frank Containment Insta-Bubble 9000
- The Mikey Toaster-Sensor-O-Matic 6000
- The Bob Extinguisher 3000
- The FPA - 'Fro Protection Agency: "Protect Your 'Fro!"
And the creation that started it all...
- The Toro Tracker 5000
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When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Det. Munch and Capt. Cragen, Law and Order: SVU
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!
If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!
If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)
If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
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"Have you ever thought about dying?"
"Yeah."
"How do you want to go?"
"Naked."
"Why?"
"Because that's how I came in."
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Haha, thats good. We must protect him from the birds!! XDD It sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock movie gone horribly wrong. I mean why would any birds want to attack Gerard Way...he's Gerard freaking Way!!
Lets see Gerard's Bird Repeller 4000...that just sounds lame though...
hahaha The Frank Containment Insta-Bubble 9000!!
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"It's just a thunder storm, baby, there's nothing you should fear the sky's broken."
Rock Like War ~*~Rustic Overtones~*~
"To create a mythology you have to be an open book." Gerard Way
I'VE FIGURED IT OUT FOR GERARD! Based on a quote -
“Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot was there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too.”
Bird repellent, or something. Or a helmet.
Frank can be a bubble boy. The Frank Containment Insta-Bubble 9000. Or something.
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When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Det. Munch and Capt. Cragen, Law and Order: SVU
Frankie definitly needs somthing to protect himself from himself and others. Maybe a bubble wrap typle thing...or a full body cast!! LOL
Gerard...hmm...what does he need?? I have no clue. There's got to be somthing he's not perfect at...or needs protection from...
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"It's just a thunder storm, baby, there's nothing you should fear the sky's broken."
Rock Like War ~*~Rustic Overtones~*~
"To create a mythology you have to be an open book." Gerard Way
TO CREATE:
- Something to keep Frank from hurting himself. (e.g. the broken toes...) Or at least to keep him from hurting other people. (When he kicked Mikey in the stomach and Gerard in the...man parts.
- Something for Gerard. (No clue yet.)
- *The 'Fro Protection Angency: Protect Your 'Fro!"* for Ray
TO PATENT:
- The Toro Tracker 5000
- The Mikey-Toaster-Sensor-O-Matic 6000
- The Bob Extinguisher 3000
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When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Det. Munch and Capt. Cragen, Law and Order: SVU
I like that, the Bob Extinguisher 3000!! XDD its perfect considering they tend to put him up on a pedistal with the fire!!
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"It's just a thunder storm, baby, there's nothing you should fear the sky's broken."
Rock Like War ~*~Rustic Overtones~*~
"To create a mythology you have to be an open book." Gerard Way
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When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Det. Munch and Capt. Cragen, Law and Order: SVU
It just makes being in a multi-platinum band a lot easier. If they leave Ray alone at a gas station too long, he might be attacked by a rabid fan with a straightener. (It's for the protection of the 'fro.)
The Bob Extinguisher 3000. It can be like a fire extinguisher, except it extinguishes Bob whenever he gets too close to fire, so he can't catch fire!
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When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Det. Munch and Capt. Cragen, Law and Order: SVU
Oh yes, yes they will!! In fact I think the whole band would thank us!! It would make all their lives so much easier!!
Now we just need somthing to keep Bob away from fire...hmmm...
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"It's just a thunder storm, baby, there's nothing you should fear the sky's broken."
Rock Like War ~*~Rustic Overtones~*~
"To create a mythology you have to be an open book." Gerard Way
Thanks a bunch for the fav!
Awesome gallery by the way!
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"I'd give my soul for her one tear"
From The Count of Monte Cristo
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